The Cast
Faceless authority, one empty robe at a time.
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Referee Largemouth
Referee. Not Clydesdale — a different woman, a different face, a different failure — a distinction the building has never once managed to make.
Recent appearances: Interpretations, Chain of Custody, Herbig is Hungry
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Referee Clydesdale
Referee. Endlessly taken for Largemouth, with whom she shares a job title and nothing else — not a face, not a temper, not a failure. She stopped correcting it years ago. It was never going to stop.
Recent appearances: Interpretations, Chain of Custody, Herbig is Hungry
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Judge Bumpkin
District judge. Presides with the serene confidence of a filing cabinet that has been assured it is a judge.
Recent appearances: The Order, In Chambers, Herbig is Hungry
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Lyon Lawyer
First-year lawyer. Still files motions expecting outcomes. The building regards this as a temporary condition.
Recent appearances: Interpretations, The Order, Chain of Custody
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Herbig Byootox
Clerk, twenty years in. Has eaten at least one ADA request and possibly a subpoena; here, digestion counts as processing.
Recent appearances: In Chambers, Please Do Not Eat, Delicious
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Miss Broody
Court reporter, and the sole competent party present. Records the truth verbatim, that it may go permanently unread.
Not yet seen in a published strip.
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Justice Ascot
Appellate judge. Sound at ground level, but the higher bench thins the reasoning; reverses rulings for the view.
Not yet seen in a published strip.