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June 20, 2026

Larmouth's Leak Factory

The Assembly Line Never Sleeps!

A massive structural leak from a Ramsey County court clerk's hands accidentally dropped an entire unredacted, unsigned default HRO packet belonging to two total strangers directly into the Author's mailbox.

Jenese Larmouth

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November 28, 2025

Same Machine, No Favorites

Even Its Enemies Get the Funhouse!

Troy Scheffler is no ally of Plaintiff's, but his Ramsey County data-practices suit is defended by the same county attorney who moved to dismiss her federal case. A prolific serial litigant adverse to the county, he is documented here only as a hostile-witness view of how Ramsey County's records apparatus operates.

Brett Bacon

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November 24, 2025

Register of Disasters

Antoni-oh no!

While auditing Ramsey County records, Plaintiff stumbled onto pro se prisoner Antonio Dupree Wright — a man whose case comes with dueling Registers of Actions: a neat, public-facing MCRO version and a scrambled, attorney-facing ROA with jumbled index numbers.

Brett Bacon

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November 24, 2025

The Court Said "Explain Yourself"

She Nailed It In Neon!

In response to the Court of Appeals' politely ominous directive, Plaintiff fired off an "informal" HRO brief explaining the lower court's antics. The court accepted it six minutes after filing — apparently confirming that when given clear rules and a working mailbox, she can, in fact, follow directions.

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November 23, 2025

Clarification?

Not on Starr's Watch!

Plaintiff refiled the Motion for Clarification after Judge Starr's time-warped hearing notice created overlapping deadlines and procedural contradictions.

Nicole J. Starr

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November 17, 2025

Return to Sender

If You Can Find Her!

Plaintiff's original Motion for Clarification — first filed on November 14 — came back in the mail on November 17 with a 'deficiency' notice inexplicably using an address that hadn't been part of the record since February 4.

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October 2, 2025

The 30 Days That Never Ends

Porkbun Goes Full Karen!

After yet another round of false abuse reports from Madeline Lee, Porkbun suddenly demanded that Plaintiff transfer all her domains within thirty days or face deletion — right after being told to stop emailing her to prove she hadn't violated anything.

Madeline S. M. Lee

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September 19, 2025

Auditors Ask What's Up

Finances in Freefall!

After Plaintiff submitted evidence of Ramsey County District Court's fee handling, the Minnesota Office of the Legislative Auditor confirmed it has authority under Minn. Stat. 357.021 to audit court funds, then declined to review the matter, citing limited staff resources, and redirected Plaintiff to the court administrator she had named.

Michael F. Upton

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September 15, 2025

Pro Se Outmaneuvers Pro

Neon Ink, No Mercy!

After Defense Counsel Bradley A. Kletscher dropped a late-breaking memorandum two days past deadline, Plaintiff moved for leave to file a surreply — citing prejudice, duplicative filings, and Kletscher's violation of Local Rule 7.1.

Bradley Kletscher

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September 15, 2025

Plaintiff Seeks Protection

Enough is Enough!

Plaintiff filed a Motion for Protective Order documenting financial abuse, ADA retaliation, and systemic fee irregularities that hindered her access to the courts.

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August 20, 2025

Matt Mason on the Move

Jump Into the Fire!

AAG Matt Mason formally entered an appearance in the federal case, representing the referees and administrator at the center of the alleged ADA and due-process violations.

Matt Mason

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July 10, 2025

DOJ Gets Wet, Steps Up

Ramsey County Sweats in HD!

The U.S. Department of Justice's Office for Civil Rights acknowledged Plaintiff's complaint against the Ramsey County District Court, docketed it as 25-OCR-1567, and requested the verification and consent forms that precede any jurisdictional review.

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