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Larmouth's Leak Factory
The Assembly Line Never Sleeps!
A massive structural leak from a Ramsey County court clerk's hands accidentally dropped an entire unredacted, unsigned default HRO packet belonging to two total strangers directly into the Author's mailbox.
Read Full UpdateClysdale's Fredin Effect
Social Media Meltdown!
In the shadow of a referee who never corrected the record, Brock Fredin became the predictable outcome of a system that rewards escalation and punishes restraint.
Read Full UpdateSame Machine, No Favorites
Even Its Enemies Get the Funhouse!
Troy Scheffler is no ally of Plaintiff's, but his Ramsey County data-practices suit is defended by the same county attorney who moved to dismiss her federal case. A prolific serial litigant adverse to the county, he is documented here only as a hostile-witness view of how Ramsey County's records apparatus operates.
Read Full UpdateRegister of Disasters
Antoni-oh no!
While auditing Ramsey County records, Plaintiff stumbled onto pro se prisoner Antonio Dupree Wright — a man whose case comes with dueling Registers of Actions: a neat, public-facing MCRO version and a scrambled, attorney-facing ROA with jumbled index numbers.
Read Full UpdateThe Court Said "Explain Yourself"
She Nailed It In Neon!
In response to the Court of Appeals' politely ominous directive, Plaintiff fired off an "informal" HRO brief explaining the lower court's antics. The court accepted it six minutes after filing — apparently confirming that when given clear rules and a working mailbox, she can, in fact, follow directions.
Read Full UpdateClarification?
Not on Starr's Watch!
Plaintiff refiled the Motion for Clarification after Judge Starr's time-warped hearing notice created overlapping deadlines and procedural contradictions.
Read Full UpdateJudge Starr's Magical Mystery
Mailroom and Multiverse Collide!
Judge Nicole Starr signed a hearing notice on November 13, but the notice wasn't mailed until five days later and arrived two days before the hearing date.
Read Full UpdateReturn to Sender
If You Can Find Her!
Plaintiff's original Motion for Clarification — first filed on November 14 — came back in the mail on November 17 with a 'deficiency' notice inexplicably using an address that hadn't been part of the record since February 4.
Read Full UpdateBilling Day of Judgment
Pay It Back, Brokies!
Plaintiff filed a Motion for Reimbursement of Wrongfully Extracted Fees, seeking refund of more than $2,000 in duplicative, unauthorized, and retaliatory charges imposed across the same underlying HRO matter.
Read Full UpdateCan We Get Some Intervention Please
Plaintiff's Motion is DOA!
Plaintiff filed a Motion to Intervene in response to Manderfeld's contempt motion, seeking to correct factual errors and address the request for an arrest warrant.
Read Full UpdateManderfeld Mad With Power
Wile E. Coyote With a Law Degree!
On November 10, Attorney Kyle T. Manderfeld filed a Motion for Contempt in the underlying HRO and requested an arrest warrant, alleging that Plaintiff's public-record website violated the HRO.
Read Full UpdateThe 30 Days That Never Ends
Porkbun Goes Full Karen!
After yet another round of false abuse reports from Madeline Lee, Porkbun suddenly demanded that Plaintiff transfer all her domains within thirty days or face deletion — right after being told to stop emailing her to prove she hadn't violated anything.
Read Full UpdatePlaintiff Plays With Fire
Frank Says "Let Her Cook"
Judge Donovan Frank granted Plaintiff's Motion for Leave to File a Surreply, acknowledging that Kletscher's late memorandum introduced new arguments.
Read Full UpdateDefamation Cleanup Crew
Cease and Desist, Counsel!
Plaintiff issued a cease-and-desist to both Attorneys Kyle T. Manderfeld and Bradley A. Kletscher after learning that Defendant Madeline Lee had filed a false abuse report with domain registrar Porkbun mischaracterizing the HRO as a gag order.
Read Full UpdateFalse Reports Filed at Lightspeed
Porkbun Panics!
Defendant Madeline S. M. Lee filed an abuse complaint with Porkbun, falsely portraying the HRO as a gag order prohibiting Plaintiff from hosting her own websites.
Read Full UpdateAuditors Ask What's Up
Finances in Freefall!
After Plaintiff submitted evidence of Ramsey County District Court's fee handling, the Minnesota Office of the Legislative Auditor confirmed it has authority under Minn. Stat. 357.021 to audit court funds, then declined to review the matter, citing limited staff resources, and redirected Plaintiff to the court administrator she had named.
Read Full UpdatePro Se Outmaneuvers Pro
Neon Ink, No Mercy!
After Defense Counsel Bradley A. Kletscher dropped a late-breaking memorandum two days past deadline, Plaintiff moved for leave to file a surreply — citing prejudice, duplicative filings, and Kletscher's violation of Local Rule 7.1.
Read Full UpdatePlaintiff Seeks Protection
Enough is Enough!
Plaintiff filed a Motion for Protective Order documenting financial abuse, ADA retaliation, and systemic fee irregularities that hindered her access to the courts.
Read Full UpdateAlmost Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
Kletscher Scrambles for a Mulligan!
After Plaintiff moved for default due to missed deadlines, BGS attempted a belated course correction. Their opposition to the default motion — filed on September 15 — arrived only after the deadline had passed and relied on new arguments not included in their original Motion to Dismiss.
Read Full UpdateParties Pay Up, Judges Peace Out
Ireland Gets That Green!
Judge Mark Ireland issued an unassigned order dismissing Plaintiff's removed conciliation matter without notice, after both parties had already paid a combined $750 in filing fees.
Read Full UpdateKletscher Screws the Pooch!
Woof!
BGS attorney Bradley Kletscher filed a Motion to Dismiss one day past deadline, then quietly uploaded a missing memorandum the same day a mysterious $425 fee appeared in the district court ledger.
Read Full UpdateShe Eats Deadlines For Breakfast
The Opposition Overlord!
Plaintiff filed timely oppositions to all three motions to dismiss — state defendants, county defendants, and BGS — and moved for default after one defense attorney blew his deadline entirely.
Read Full UpdateBacon Sizzles as the Heat Turns Up
Can You Smell It?
Ramsey County Counsel Brett Bacon filed a Motion to Dismiss grounded in disputed facts and missing exhibits, prompting immediate scrutiny of the county's record-keeping anomalies.
Read Full UpdateMatt Mason Deserves a Raise
He Carries Minnesota on His Back!
The Minnesota Attorney General's Office moved to dismiss on behalf of four referees and Court Administrator Rueger, arguing absolute immunity despite the procedural irregularities documented in the record.
Read Full UpdateCoordinated Chaos
Now in 4K!
Between August 14 and September 2, filings by Manderfeld, Starr, and Bacon lined up a little too neatly — creating the distinct impression that someone, somewhere, was trying to turn unsigned paperwork into "established fact."
Read Full UpdateMatt Mason on the Move
Jump Into the Fire!
AAG Matt Mason formally entered an appearance in the federal case, representing the referees and administrator at the center of the alleged ADA and due-process violations.
Read Full UpdateSchrodinger's Jurisdiction Strikes
Starr Upholds the Impossible!
Judge Nicole Starr denied Plaintiff's Motion to Vacate, relying on Manderfeld's estoppel memo and adopting conflicting versions of orders.
Read Full UpdateManderfeld's Memo Bites the Dust
Procedure Claims Another Casualty!
Kyle T. Manderfeld's attempt to invoke collateral estoppel collapsed after his own Exhibit transcript confirmed the May 23 proceeding was not an evidentiary hearing, undercutting his entire argument.
Read Full UpdateDOJ Gets Wet, Steps Up
Ramsey County Sweats in HD!
The U.S. Department of Justice's Office for Civil Rights acknowledged Plaintiff's complaint against the Ramsey County District Court, docketed it as 25-OCR-1567, and requested the verification and consent forms that precede any jurisdictional review.
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