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December 13, 2025

Clysdale's Fredin Effect

Social Media Monsters!

In the shadow of a referee who never corrected the record, Brock Fredin became the predictable outcome of a system that rewards escalation and punishes restraint. Social media didn't invent the misconduct: it amplified it.

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November 28, 2025

Scheffler Schuffle

Shut Em' Down!

While asking for basic public records, Troy Scheffler wandered into the same funhouse docket Plaintiff has been documenting for nearly a year.

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November 24, 2025

Register of Disasters

Antoni-oh no!

While auditing Ramsey County records, Plaintiff stumbled onto pro se prisoner Antonio Dupree Wright: a man whose case comes with dueling Registers of Actions: a neat, public-facing MCRO version and a scrambled, attorney-facing ROA with jumbled index numbers.

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November 24, 2025

The Court Said "Explain Yourself"

So She Did It in Neon!

In response to the Court of Appeals' politely ominous directive, Plaintiff fired off an "informal" HRO brief explaining the lower court's antics. The court accepted it six minutes after filing. Confirming that when given clear rules and a working mailbox, she can, in fact, follow directions.

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November 23, 2025

Clarification 2: Clarify Me Harder

Not on Starr's Watch!

Plaintiff refiled the Motion for Clarification after lower court Judge Nicole Starr's time-warped hearing notice created overlapping deadlines and procedural contradictions.

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November 18, 2025

Judge Starr's Magical Judicial Mystery

Mailroom and the Multiverse Collide!

Judge Nicole Starr signed a hearing notice on November 13, but the notice wasn't mailed until five days later and arrived two days before the hearing date.

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November 17, 2025

Return to Sender

If You Can Find Her!

Plaintiff's original Motion for Clarification-first filed on November 14-came back in the mail on November 17 with a 'deficiency' notice inexplicably using an address that hadn't been part of the record since February 4.

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November 14, 2025

Billing Day of Judgment

Pay It Back, Brokies!

Plaintiff filed a Motion for Reimbursement of Wrongfully Extracted Fees, seeking refund of more than $2,000 in duplicative, unauthorized, and retaliatory charges imposed across the same underlying HRO matter.

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November 12, 2025

Can We Get Some Intervention, Please

Plaintiff's Motion is DOA!

Plaintiff filed a Motion to Intervene in response to Manderfeld's contempt motion, seeking to correct factual errors and address the request for an arrest warrant.

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November 10, 2025

He's Wile E. Coyote With a Law Degree

Manderfeld Goes Mad With Power!

On November 10, Attorney Kyle T. Manderfeld filed a Motion for Contempt in the underlying HRO and requested an arrest warrant, alleging that Plaintiff's public-record website violated the HRO.

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October 2, 2025

The 30 Days That Never Ends

Porkbun Goes Full Karen!

After yet another round of false abuse reports from Madeline Lee, Porkbun suddenly demanded that Plaintiff transfer all her domains within thirty days or face deletion-right after being told to stop emailing her to prove she hadn't violated anything.

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September 25, 2025

Plaintiff Plays With Fire

Frank Says "Let Her Cook"!

Judge Donovan Frank granted Plaintiff's Motion for Leave to File a Surreply, acknowledging that Kletscher's late memorandum introduced new arguments.

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September 23, 2025

Defamation Cleanup Crew

Cease and Desist, Counsel!

Plaintiff issued a cease-and-desist to both Attornys Kyle T. Manderfeld and Bradley A. Kletscher after learning that Defendant Madeline Lee had filed a false abuse report with domain registrar Porkbun mischaracterizing the HRO as a gag order.

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September 23, 2025

False Reports Filed at Lightspeed

Porkbun Panics!

Defendant Madeline S. M. Lee filed an abuse complaint with Porkbun, falsely portraying the HRO as a gag order prohibiting Plaintiff from hosting her own websites.

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September 19, 2025

Auditors Ask What's Up

Finances in Freefall!

The Minnesota Office of the Legislative Auditor opened a preliminary investigation into Ramsey County District Court after receiving evidence of fee anomalies, inconsistent dismissals, and unexplained financial discrepancies.

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September 15, 2025

Pro Se Outmaneuvers Pro

Neon Ink, No Mercy!

After Defense Counsel Bradley A. Kletscher dropped a late-breaking memorandum two days past deadline, Plaintiff moved for leave to file a surreply-citing prejudice, duplicative filings, and Kletscher's violation of Local Rule 7.1.

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September 15, 2025

Plaintiff Seeks Protection

Enough is Enough!

Plaintiff filed a Motion for Protective Order documenting financial abuse, ADA retaliation, and systemic fee irregularities that hindered her access to the courts.

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September 15, 2025

Almost Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Kletscher Scrambles for a Mulligan!

After Plaintiff moved for default due to missed deadlines, BGS attempted a belated course correction. Their opposition to the default motion-filed on September 15-arrived only after the deadline had passed and relied on new arguments not included in their original Motion to Dismiss.

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September 10, 2025

Parties Pay Up, Judges Peace Out

Ireland Gets That Green!

Judge Mark Ireland issued an unassigned order dismissing Plaintiff's removed conciliation matter without notice, after both parties had already paid a combined $750 in filing fees.

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September 5, 2025

Kletscher Screws the Pooch

Woof!

BGS attorney Bradley Kletscher filed a Motion to Dismiss one day past deadline, then quietly uploaded a missing memorandum the same day a mysterious $425 fee appeared in the district court ledger.

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September 3, 2025

She Eats Deadlines For Breakfast

The Opposition Overlord!

Plaintiff filed timely oppositions to all three motions to dismiss-state defendants, county defendants, and BGS-and moved for default after one defense attorney blew his deadline entirely.

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September 3, 2025

Bradley Kletscher's Big Day

That Dog Won't Hunt!

After months of circling the procedural drain, defense attorney Bradley Kletscher finally cannonballed into the federal docket - waiving service, filing an Answer, and proving that even late-stage entries can still add to the chaos.

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September 2, 2025

Bacon Sizzles as the Heat Turns Up

Can You Smell It?

Ramsey County Counsel Brett Bacon filed a Motion to Dismiss grounded in disputed facts and missing exhibits, prompting immediate scrutiny of the county's record-keeping anomalies.

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September 2, 2025

Bacon Fumbles the Bag

No Notice, Not Nice!

Ramsey County Assistant Attorney Brett Bacon fails to file a timely Notice of Appearance.

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August 28, 2025

Matt Mason Deserves a Raise

He Carries Minnesota on His Back!

The Minnesota Attorney General's Office moved to dismiss on behalf of four referees and Court Administrator Rueger, arguing absolute immunity despite the procedural irregularities documented in the record.

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August 21, 2025

Coordinated Chaos

Now in 4K!

Between August 14 and September 2, filings by Manderfeld, Starr, and Bacon lined up a little too neatly-creating the distinct impression that someone, somewhere, was trying to turn unsigned paperwork into "established fact".

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August 20, 2025

One Man Brave Enough to Jump Into the Fire

Mason on the Move!

AAG Matt Mason formally entered an appearance in the federal case, representing the referees and administrator at the center of the alleged ADA and due-process violations.

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August 19, 2025

Schrodinger's Jurisdiction Strikes

Starr Upholds the Impossible!

Judge Nicole Starr denied Plaintiff's Motion to Vacate, relying on Manderfeld's estoppel memo and adopting conflicting versions of orders.

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August 14, 2025

Manderfeld's Memo Bites the Dust

Procedure Claims Another Casualty!

Kyle T. Manderfeld's attempt to invoke collateral estoppel collapsed after his own Exhibit transcript confirmed the May 23 proceeding was not an evidentiary hearing, undercutting his entire argument.

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July 10, 2025

DOJ Gets Wet, Steps Up

Ramsey County Sweats in HD!

The U.S. Department of Justice Civil Rights Division assigned case number 25-OCR-1567 to Plaintiff's submissions, initiating federal oversight into the escalating procedural irregularities.

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